Hopefully the new year has been friendly to everyone so far.
The following are my resolutions for 07:

-Get a bed for my room in the apartment.
-Get a big screen for the living room.
-Get my hands on a ukulele.
-And steel drums.
-Start performing at more open mics.
-Cut down the list of ladies I'm dating.
-Tone my muscles.
-Kick ass in my adventures in real estate to pay off more debts.

For the most part, my resolutions are materialistic.
If anything, it'll help you get gift ideas for my 25th bday in June.

Yes, I did mention real estate.
'Cuz culinary school is a no go on account of my loan application being denied again.
I did make substantial repairs to my credit score in 06, just not enough for them.
There's always next year.

I could stress, but it won't really accomplish anything.
Because I'm glad my patience is still intact.
Along with my high alcohol tolerance.
And my third leg.

And someone out there was thinking there'd be no humor in this post.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"Take a look inside...It's my dick in a box." -SNL